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TIFU by overeating at a cruise buffet

For reference we had an indoor cabin. So no balcony to let the room air out. I was on a cruise with my partner and we were both super excited to go to the buffet for lunch (and admittedly a snack and dinner later. I gained like 7lbs in a week). I ended up trying a ton of new foods and eating a lot of red meat. For dinner I think I got fries, mashed potatoes, a minute steak, a hamburger, some Asian dish I don’t remember the name of, and multiple dairy based deserts. I’m not personally lactose intolerant but my boyfriend is, still a lot of dairy can upset my stomach a bit. Between that and the unlimited pizza restaurant let’s just say we didn’t exactly make the smartest food choices for two people staying in a small room with no windows.

We went to bed and I forgot what time it was exactly but the room smelled so bad for a second I was concerned there was some short of issue on the ship. The air was dense…. Like almost chewable. I heard what’s gotta be the longest fart I’d ever heard come from under the covers, it was quiet and disturbingly warm since I was the big spoon. I realized he had been farting away under there. My own stomach felt pretty full as well so I can only assume I was partly to blame for the smell. Me waking up woke him up and he started gagging a bit. We quickly threw on some clothes and decided a late night walk might be a good idea lol. I ended up telling him it was all him because I have never farted infront of him before. We both took some gas X and waited to head back until our stomachs were feeling better. The rest of the days I tried to cut back on the overeating and we made sure to pack him some lactaid!

TL:DR We ate a ton of food at the buffet, caused bad gas that woke us up. We had to let the room air out because it was an inside cabin

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