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TIFU by telling my girlfriend her "homemade" pasta sauce tastes like Ragu

So this happened two nights ago and she's still barely talking to me. My girlfriend (24F) and I (26M) have been together for about 8 months and she's always going on about how she loves cooking and how her mom taught her all these family recipes. Which is cool, I appreciate when someone cooks for me. Tuesday night she makes this big dinner, spent like two hours in the kitchen making "her grandmother's secret pasta sauce." I'm sitting there eating it and honestly it just tasted exactly like Ragu. Like exactly. So I'm trying to be polite but she keeps asking how it is and if I can taste all the "complex flavors" she added. Finally I just said "babe it's good but it kinda just tastes like regular jarred sauce." She got this look on her face and asked what I meant. I said it reminded me of Ragu, not in a mean way just that it had that same taste. She completely lost it. Started crying and saying I was calling her a liar and that I don't appreciate her effort. Here's the thing though, I swear I saw a Ragu jar in her trash when I threw something away earlier. Like I'm not crazy right? But now I feel like such an asshole because she was crying and saying her feelings were hurt. Maybe I should have just said it was amazing even if it wasn't? I don't know if I messed up by being honest or if she's overreacting. We haven't really talked since except for basic stuff and I feel terrible but also kind of annoyed. TL;DR Should I apologize even though I think she might have actually used jarred sauce?

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