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TIFU by texting "cum" to my boyfriends very religiois Aunt

It was 6 years ago now but I still think about it often. My husband (then boyfriend) and I were playing a game on our phones and this particular round you had to list as many names starting with W as you can. My best friends middle name starts with W so I entered that and I got no points for it. (It is an uncommon name). My boyfriend, who was pretty bored with the game, started entering random words, one of which was "cum". He got zero points for it. I had the bright idea to screenshot the game screen and text it to my best friend Carlie, saying "haha your middle name is as real as Cum for a name". (In hindsight, not even a funny joke). Only I didnt text it to Carlie. I texted it to Claire, my boyfriends very religious spinster aunty. Panic mode set in. Head in my hands I told my boyfriend what I did. He offered no help other than "she probably doesn't even know what cum means."

All I could think to do was say "I am so sorry, that was meant for my friend Carlie" which whe responded a very short "okay." I immediately changed Claire's name in my phone to Aunty Claire so it never happens again. Prior to this happening, aunty claire would bake cakes for me to take into work quite often. Never got a cake again after that.

TL;DR: my boyfriends Aunts name is an anagram of my best friends name and I texted the word "cum" to her instead of my friend. Now I dont get cakes :(

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