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TIFU by buying a body spray in the same scent as a room spray.

Several months ago I purchased a new body spray in the scent “Vanilla Romance”. There was a sale, and on a whim I purchased a small room spray in the same scent.

I came home, stuck the body spray in the cabinet for when my current one ran out, and placed the room spray in the bathroom without too much thought.

For the past several months, both my husband and I have used that room spray pretty much exclusively only after we poop. It’s become a joke, like if we hear the spray go off we will tease each other. Just normal married couple stuff.

Well today… today I finally ran out of my old body spray and broke out the new one. Vanilla romance. I spritzed it all over myself right before we left for dinner.

Immediately upon getting within the vicinity of my husband, he turns to me and with a grin, says “Ohhhh so thats why we’re going to be late, Ms Poopy-Pants”. He would not believe me when I told him I was not, in fact, using the restroom.

So yeah. I Pavlovian-ed my husband into associating vanilla romance with literal poop. Now I need a new perfume.

TL;DR: In an entirely foreseeable outcome, my new body spray reminds my husband of poop because I purchased a room spray in the same scent months ago.

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