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TIFU by leaving bananas in a hot kitchen and finding a banana goo swimming pool on my kitchen table that ruined 2 finished puzzles.

So, a few days ago me and my partner purchased some Bananas like we always do, and we set them on our kitchen counter, which also had a few finished puzzles on it just waiting to be glued. Now we do have AC, but due to a pest issue in our building, the kitchen door must remain closed, which cuts it off from the AC. We have also been in a heat wave, 104° during the day. So needless to say the kitchen gets HOT. This has never been an issue before- But today as my partner is leaving for work I head into the kitchen and what do I see? (And smell) A POOL of banana on our kitchen table. The bananas were still mostly yellow, but they had MELTED. And now they are sitting in a lake of rotten banana smelling liquid on our table. The puddle was so large it had also drowned 2 of the completed puzzles, sadly ruining them with their putred banana goop. I put gloves on, and picked up each banana, and the inside of them was LIQUID. In all my life i have never seen this happen before, nor has my partner. So note to all of you reading, dont make the same mistake we did. Bananas can melt, and they will leave a foul smelling liquid and goo mess that will spread to anything near them.

TLDR: Left fresh Bananas in a hot kitchen, they melted and ruined 2 completed puzzles, as well as making our kitchen smell like an alley on a hot day after a farmers market.

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