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TIFU by nearly snapping my partner's D

For context, my partner and I enjoy some roleplay and BDSM in daily life, not just the bedroom. We swap control depending on the mood, and one of my things is somnophilia (finding cuddling and intimacy while sleepy really erotic). He’s more energetic in the morning and more passive at night, and he’s given consent for me to try initiating while he’s in that sleepy mode.

The other night he was giving off the signals I’ve learned to recognize, so I decided to try. I was half drifting off and half playing along until my hand landed somewhere that snapped me awake, and eventually I climbed on top.

This is where the mistakes began. First, we were on a bed layered with slippery stuff (pillow top, dust cover, sheet, cooling sheet). Second, he wasn’t centered and I didn’t help him move over, which he couldn’t tell because of his sleep mask.

So there I am, riding away, having the time of my life with the man I love, never want to hurt, and fully intend to marry... when I feel my right foot sliding. The cooling sheet is sliding on the layer beneath it, and my foot is heading off the side of the bed. Best case, I’d fall into the tiny gap between the bed and the wall. Worst case, straight through the window.

In a panic I tried to push back with my foot instead, but that just made me roll into a full backward somersault on the bed… bending his dick backwards in the process.

Two days later the pain is finally easing up for him.

I’m uh... looking into a sex swing. Probably safer 😂

TLDR: Bed turned into a slip’n’slide, I turned into a gymnast, his dick almost snapped like a glowstick.

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