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TIFU: Might’ve really fucked up an interview

Had an interview for a job today, decent amount of hours, the pay is awful, still kinda need it nonetheless. For a little context I’m 20 and it’s probably my third interview ever since i had a job that I got first try and kept it for a couple of years. Anyways it’s going well, albeit weird questions like asking if I’ve dealt with screaming children before? I thought it was really strange but still the interview was going pretty well.

So firstly I make up a time about in my old job how i did have some kid that was upset (I didn’t at all) because idk I felt pressured to say yes in a sense. I worked in a bank, it was pretty much only old people that came in asking how to withdraw money etc. Probably a bad annecdote I used since I just bullshitted on the spot.

Next question comes and it’s a time I’ve helped someone. Now Im not a bad guy by any means but Im hardly perfect, so I dont help people out very often, not that Id say no if they did. My mind immediately thinks to when someone close to me passed away and I blurt out that I helped my friend through it and it really sours the mood, so much so that they just move on to the next question after writing a couple of words, all while acting completely normal as if I didn’t just say that to someone on the first time meeting them. Im probably not getting that job but oh well lol.

TL;DR Had a job interview and made up a time i had to deal with screaming children (i did not at all) so probably messed up that question, next Im asked about how i’ve helped someone in the past- immediately think of someone I knew who died and blurt out I helped someone through it and immediately ruins the mood and the question, probably failing the interview from what i can tell

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