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TIFU by giving my husband Nutella.

TIFU by giving my husband a jar of Nutella and telling him to put it on his genitals before a blow job. I went to the bathroom to get a hair tie and I come back out to do the deed. He is sitting on the couch with the jar of Nutella beside him smearing the contents on his balls. I kneel to inspect and the sight is horrible. There is Nutella everywhere; on his pubes and his dick and his balls and his thighs. It looked like someone just pooped diarrhea all over his lower half. It looked like straight up shit. I tried to just continue but I was laughing too hard and then I started gagging because the Nutella started mixing with his body heat and that is not a great smell. It was overwhelming. I made it through 3 minutes before pausing to get a paper towel to wipe it off and try again but it was still so sticky and sweet and vile. Finally I just told him I couldn’t do it and threw in the literal towel.

TLDR: Gave husband a jar of hazelnut spread to spice up sexy times and the result made him look like he was a used porto potty at a chili eating competition.

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