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TIFU by saying something to my patient before I could stop myself.

I work in medicine and while I was doing my normal rounds I started chatting with a couple men.

One of them was on a G-tube, Cath, bed bound, iv for fluids, and had a tracheotomy.

We’re talking and he’s in very high spirits laughing and telling stories with his roommate and me. Thats when it happened.

Him: “Man when I’m on my death bead I want people to know I good. You know? I’m not gonna sit here and bitch and moan till I’m dead.”

Me before I could think better of it: “You are on your death bead man.”

Silence. Internal panic

“Welp good bye!” -Ran out of the room.

Thankfully he had a good sense of humor but I’m so glad I was only working as a registry and never have to go there again.

TL;DR: A patient was laughing with me and I told him he’s gonna die.

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