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TIFUpdate: TIFU by sprinkling doe estrus on my hunting jacket trying to mask my scent

Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/JGEjdHcwlp

Okay so after doing some reading, I'm supposed to take a very fine drip of it on a paintbrush and just lightly swipe the tip on the waist of my jacket and my boots. I shouldn't be gagging from the smell, cause if I'm gagging then to a deer I smell like an orgy with a potency that hits like a freight train. Evidently, all of the rustling I heard in the woods behind the scrub and brush that I couldn't see past were most likely the bucks that I was trying to attract. That probably made all of the bleat and grunt calls I was making really suspicious. I pretty much sabotaged my own hunt by smelling like a deer sex dungeon. Tomorrow I'm going to bring a paintbrush with me and just very carefully dab some onto me. I wear high-top cowboy boots when I hunt to deter snake bites on my lower legs, so there's plenty of room I can paint it on.

TL;DR: I got some doe urine because I needed to mask my scent while hunting. I poured it on my jacket and accidentally splashed it on my gloves, making the smell so overwhelming that every deer in a 40-yard radius wanted nothing to do with me. I now really need to wash my jacket and gloves. I needed to very delicately just trace one line of doe urine on my boots and jacket, and instead went into the woods smelling like a deer orgy.

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