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TIFU By Drinking 3/4th a Liter Of Grey Goose

M29, i rarely ever drink and when i do it’s just 1 maybe two drinks, but last night i drank 3/4th a liter of grey goose while listening to Royals by Lorde on loop, and this morning i woke up to let’s say the worse mess in my life + I must of hit my head on something because i have a relatively bad cut right above my eye, and all of this I don’t even remember doing, The last thing i remembered was just laying in bed on my phone

so i used today fighting a real hang over, and cleaned my mess up, now my whole apartment smells like that MR-Clean stuff you add to your mop bucket

Luckily I didn’t send any texts or anything to anyone so as far as im aware it was just me experiencing my own self-destruction for real

so I probably just experienced what it’s like to be “black out drunk”

TLDR: I just experienced what it’s like to drink way-way to much for my personal system and today I was dealing with the clean up

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