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TIFU by drinking coffee grounds for a year

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TIFU by drinking coffee grounds for a year

So this happened when I was in 10th grade, which I know is very late for this but still. In my family we were prohibited from drinking coffee, like at all. We weren't Mormon or anything, but my mom had a huge coffee addiction and thought that if we started we would also have or something, idk.

Anyways, one day I found her secretly hidden coffee that was already grinded. And the next time I had an exam and was pulling an all-nighter I got the coffee, poured hot water and made it next to an open window to make sure my mom wouldn't smell it. I drank the entire thing and was left with the coffee grounds which I thought were part of the coffee and I had to drink it. It tasted disgusting, but I knew that coffee tasted really bitter, so I thought that that was the bitter part. And all through out that year I would do my nighttime secret ritual when I had an exam or had to stay up late for any reason and all those times I would drink the coffee grounds even though they tasted absolutely horrible and would make me wanting to throw up.

About a year later my mom was in the kitchen making her morning coffee and I saw that she didn't drink the coffee grounds, so I asked her why. That's when I found out that coffee grounds aren't part of the beverage. Still have no idea how I managed to drink them for an entire year, lol.

TL;DR: I thought coffee grounds were part of the beverage and drank them dor an entire year.

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