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TIFU by drinking water after waking up

TIFU bad. Woke up this morning feeling great and ready to start my day. took my morning medicine with the rest of a plastic water bottle that was next to my bed and decided i needed more water so i grabbed my water bottle with a straw. BIG MISTAKE. I take a big sip and boom I feel something moving in my mouth, I immediately spit it it out to see a big spider that was previously in my straw and now mouth. It runs around my bed as I am having an absolute meltdown and I jump off my bed and run to the bathroom to rinse my mouth out with everything I can find (water, mouthwash, toothpaste). I am in tears at this point. I look back at my bed and the spider is gone: I contemplate just burning everything at this point. Through my tears i manage to get all of the bedding into the washing machine before i throw up. I then proceed to throw up, cry some more and get ready for work. The worst part is I showed my friend a video of this exact situation happening on tiktok the night before. I am now sitting at work writing this actively trying not to throw up for a third time. As someone that is heavily afraid of spiders this is actually my worst nightmare. I now have an order of straw caps on the way as i try to forget this horrible experience. PLEASE CHECK YOUR STRAWS BEFORE YOU DRINK

tldr: I took a sip with a straw that had a spider in it not knowing said spider was in there.

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