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TIFU by falling asleep while giving my fiancé a handjob

This actually happened a while ago, but I suddenly remembered it today and had a good laugh about it while reminiscing with my fiancé.

Okay so it was late at night and we were in bed and I started feeling him up as I was laying on his chest. I started getting really tired, but I still wanted to follow through because I ain't no quitter.

We were talking to each other and he said "I love you," but according to him, I was out cold before I could finish saying I loved him too. I knew I was tired, but damn. He told me he just layed there for a second contemplating life, removed my hand and pulled his underwear back up and went to sleep.

Later when I woke up, I mentioned how tired I was last night and then he told me what happened. I honestly thought he was joking at first, but nope. I was so embarrassed.

TL;DR: I was jerking off my fiancé one night and fell asleep mid sentence.

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