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TIFU by singing ‘total eclipse of the heart’ during sex

I recently attended a 4-day wedding. Met a guy on the first day and instantly hit it off. We spent the rest of the wedding hanging out and yesterday, his last night here, I went back to his hotel room.

We had sex, it was great, slept for a couple hours, woke up and were at it again. He asked me to turn around like in a sexy commanding way and idk wtf was going through my mind (probably lack of sleep and alcohol) but I started singing (I can’t sing) “Every now and then I get a little bit lonely.” The guy was like ?????? I apologized and explained it’s a song. He was like okkaaaaay in a weirded out way but to his credit, was still down to smash.

So he is hitting it from behind and idk why but I brought up the song again, saying it’s a classic and he’d like it. And randomly remembered a similar incident with my ex (not during sex) where he had jumped in and we sang the song together. Honestly a really nice memory that made me miss my ex and I started crying!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guy immediately stopped and was like are you okay?? I tried to reassure him but accidentally called him by my ex’s name!!!!!!! (They have similar names, think Jake and Jack) idek how he reacted because at that point I was so mortified, I just apologized and left.

Tldr - met a guy, had sex, started singing during sex, song reminded me of ex, started crying coz I missed ex, called him by ex’s name, left.

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