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TIFU by taking what I thought was my roommate's supplement before the gym and walking around bricked up for hours

It's 6am freezing outside, barely slept and I already skipped the gym twice this week so I'm forcing myself to go. Walk into the kitchen to grab my pre and realize I finished it and forgot to reorder. Fckn awesome. My roommate has this pouch on the counter that looks exactly like a Momentous pack. Clean white packaging just says fast acting, natural ingredients, the usual supplement buzzwords. I grab two tablets and chew them on the drive over on an empty stomach. Whatever let's go. First 20 minutes normal started squat sets and I start getting warm flushed, heart thumping harder, skin tingling. I'm there thinking okay this pre hits different I kinda like it ngl. Then it happens full situation in basketball shorts on a wednesday at planet fitness surrounded by old people doing morning cardio and it is NOT going away.

Soo i spent the next 2 hours doing the most creative workout of my life. Half assing abs just to stay seated. Hoodie held in front of me like a shield at the water fountain. Made eye contact with a woman on the hip abductor machine and genuinely considered moving cities. Get home like yo your pre is insane what is that. He goes what pre. I point to the pouch. Fucker starts laughing so hard he can't breathe and tells me it's called Boost by Don. Not pre-workout. Shit you take before you hook up. The packaging looks like literally any gym supplement. Fooled the fuck out of me. Keep that in your bedroom not next to the protein powder.

AND if anyone at Maple Ave Planet Fitness saw a guy in black basketball shorts having a crisis at 6:30am Wednesday that was me. I'm sorry I didn't choose this.

TL;DR: Took two tablets from my roommate's supplement pouch thinking it was pre-workout. It was a sex supplement. Spent 2 hours at Planet Fitness bricked up in basketball shorts surrounded by senior citizens.

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