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TIFU by trying something new during hanky panky

WANRING:CNC TIFU by trying something new with my bf. We were hanging out before going to a wedding, and we start hanky panky. He likes the other hole a lot, iykyk. I don’t mind it, it just causes lava to come out after so I don’t really do it, and he doesn’t know how to prep so it hurts the few times we’ve tried. So I bought some liquid to help out. Anyways, we’re getting to business, and he starts putting his fingers in. Fine with me. Then he pulls out and ask if he can just do the tip. I cave in, and after a minute or so I tell him to stop bc it hurts. He’s all like “you’re okay baby”. He stops like two minutes later and we get back to it. Later that day I went to use the bathroom, wiped and there was blood. But it wasn’t dark like period blood and I had already got my period. He ripped it. I got so mad at him and he cried and apologized when I told him, but yeah, that’s how I fu. TL;DR: ripped my hole

EDIT: he is not the only one who’s ignored a “no”. I’ve initiated w him whenever he’s got a bone and he’s said “no” and I kept going. He said no not bc he didn’t want to, but bc of the place, time, etc.

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