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TIFU: Embarrassing period story at school

So I have ADHD and I forgot to take my meds today. My ADHD causes me to forget things almost instantly and im also dumb as fuck. I decided to wear a pad today to school even tho I usually wear tampons (huge mistake). So normally if I was on my period and changing a tampon I would straight away wrap it in toilet paper and throw it in the trash, but I was wearing a pad so when I was changing it I looked in my bag and thought I didnt take any spare pads with me and there was nobody I couldve asked for a pad. I set it on the sink for some reason to maybe clean up a little and put toilet paper on it and call it a day. (I was desperate okay, no judgement) Then I realised that I actually did have an extra pad and then put it on. I went to wash my hands and some fucking how didnt notice my blood stained clotty pad on the sink and walked out. A guy I rejected last year went in there after me, came out almost instantly and yelled: “(my name) you forgot your bloody pad on the sink, you dirty b*tch.” I was absolutely mortified because there was at least 50 ppl in the hallway he yelled at and ran outside crying. I went home immediately and I dont think I can show my face anymore at my school. I wanna switch schools so bad because im genuinely throwing up and fainting bc it was so embarrassing.

TL:DR: I forgot my used pad on the sink and the guy I rejected last year yelled loudly that I forgot my bloody pad and now im mortified.

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