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TIFU going next door

My gf and I moved into our new apartment recently. We had sex. As couples do. A few days later, I got home from work and found my gf waiting for me with a handwritten letter in her hand. She said someone slipped the letter underneath our front door while no one was home. Then she read the letter out loud. It said EVERYONE in the apartment building could hear us having sex. It was signed "apartment 6."

My gf and I were embarrassed and debated whether we should go to apartment 6 and apologise. I decided it was the perfect situation for me to show my gf that I'm an adult, so I said I was gonna go to apartment 6 and clear the air. Fast forward to me knocking on apartment 6. The door opened. A jacked gym bro looking dude appeared in front of me.

I introduced myself and said I moved in next door. The gym bro welcomed me to the apartment and asked if I wanted to come in. I said it was okay and apologised for the noises he heard. The gym bro looked confused and asked what I was talking about. I said I was responding to the letter he left in my apartment and continued to explain how sorry I was that someone actually heard me having sex.

Gym bro asked me to show him the letter. I did. Gym bro took one look at the letter and said someone was fucking with me because he would never complain about shit like that in writing. I was confused. Gym bro summoned his equally jacked gym buddies and showed them the letter before explaining to them what I explained to him. The group laughed and started throwing around names of neighbours who might be the culprit according to them.

I eventually interrupted the group and apologised for knocking on the wrong door. Gym bro said I should never apologise for taking care of business, especially if I was in the business of being balls deep in my bitch. I had no idea how to respond to that, so I just nodded and awkwardly said goodbye. My gf, who heard everything, confronted me as soon as I walked through the front door. She wanted to me to explain why I allowed someone to call her a bitch.

I said I was sorry and explained that I just wanted to get the fuck away from those guys. My gf rolled her eyes and said no one was gonna complain about us having loud sex anymore because her solution was no sex.

Tl:dr Responded to a letter from a neighbour saying I was having loud sex. Knocked on the neighbour's apartment to apologise. Neighbour said it wasn't him, but encouraged me to fuck my bitch unapologetically. Gf heard this conversation and got mad at me for allowing someone to call her the B word. Now our solution for loud sex is no sex because I pissed off my gf.

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