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TIFU, I parked in a residential spot and got blocked

So i went to go pay one of my buddies in an apartment complex a visit. More specifically went to go drop off dog food at his place. Quick errand, 5 min side quest. There are a whole bunch of tenant spots around, yet no visitor parking, so I thought “quick 5 mins then ill leave. nobody will be the wiser” Boy was i wrong.

I have now been sitting in my car for about an hour and half, blocked off waiting for the owner to return and move his truck. It’s completely blocking me off, I have no way out.

Tried contacting the office, closed on weekends.

Tried contacting after hours maintenance, no help from them. So Im just sitting here waiting lol.

I understand I messed up hard, and the consequences are also fitting. I can’t help but laugh at the situation, if i were the owner of the spot id probably do the same thing lol.

Also side note, I can’t get my buddy to help, he’s in a different building than the one i parked at. He also had some other thing to go to as well.

Im definitely gonna be here a while, maybe I’ll take a nap or something.

TL;DR: I took a tenants parking spot, was gone for 5 mins, then returned to the owners truck blocking me. Now I can’t get out of the spot.

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