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TIFU sleeping with my sleeping gf

My gf said she wanted to try something different in the bedroom and suggested that I fuck her in her sleep. I didn't understand how that would be enjoyable for her at all, but she said it sounded kinky to wake up in the middle of the night with me inside of her. I shrugged and said I was willing to do it if she was into it. Cut to last night. My gf was asleep. It was go time. I kissed her on the mouth because that's where I normally start when we have regular sex, but I stopped when she bit my tongue in her sleep. It hurt but I was okay. The tiddies were next. Sucking her cute little tits was one of my favourite things to do, but I was used to hearing her moaning instead of snoring and saying random shit like "brain syrup" and "liquid clouds."

Oral was next. Eating her out was gonna wake her up. I was convinced. Somehow, she didn't wake up because of me eating her out. She only woke up because I reacted to her unexpectedly peeing in my mouth. It was a little squirt, but the stream was strong as fuck and it managed to go straight down my throat, which automatically made me gag. My gf, who was still half asleep at that moment, pulled the blanket up to her neck and mumbled something that sounded like she was telling me to stay on my side of the bed. I was at a loss for words because my tongue was sore, I swallowed pee, and I had one of the most confused boners I've ever had in my life.

Anyway, I washed my mouth and went to bed wondering what the fuck did I expect to happen.

Tl:dr Gf encouraged me to fuck her in her sleep, but she failed to warn me that she will bite my tongue and pee in my mouth without allowing me to actually have sex with her.

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