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TIFU by accidentally cat calling my neighbor

I live in the upper unit of a duplex that’s on a hill. So my front door looks out one direction, their front door looks the other way and about 1/3 of their house is underground because of the hill. I have a nice little side porch which happens to be over their side door/patio where they store their trash and recycling bins.

Keep in mind that from the porch, I cannot see their patio unless I am deliberately looking down over that part of the porch.

I have a cat, a perfect baby angel, who is indoor/outdoor. He will chill on the porch so I periodically check if he wants to come in or if he’s just vibing. It is important to note that I really really love my cat.

So anyways today I opened the door to check on him. It’s a beautiful day, warm but not boiling, sun is shining and a lovely breeze. My cat is relaxing in a position best deserved as shavasana (belly up, big stretch - getting the tummy sunshine he needs to charge). I open the door and say (slightly above normal speaking volume) “oh you’re so handsome. I’mma touch that lil tum tum.”

I approach my cat - ready for belly rubs, when movement in my peripheral vision stops me. It is the neighbor on his patio, looking at me with mild concern. I apologized and explained it was meant for my cat. No major consequences beyond extreme embarrassment.

So TL;DR I quite literally cat called my neighbor by talking to my cat

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