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TIFU by accidentally throwing my car keys in a dumpster and canceling my date RIGHT before I found them

I’m mostly writing this to make myself feel better and distract myself from the embarrassment of my neighbors almost calling the cops on what they perceived to be a hungry, homeless person digging through the trash for food. So, today, I (19f) had a date (20m) and it was supposed to be like a cute little picnic. And I was supposed to meet his parents…

I scrubbed hard in the shower, put on my favorite perfume, brushed my teeth 2 times.

I threw on some random clothes to go clean out my car for some reason and not the one I planned for the date (THANK goodness for that) and went to clean out my car and take the laundry out from the back. In all my fervor, I realized at the very end of cleaning that I TOSSED THE KEYS IN THE APARTMENT DUMPSTER WITHOUT REALIZING IT. I panicked and immediately tried to open the trash lid to see if I could spot it. I hear a clink. Boom, it falls all the way to the bottom. I try to reach it , but I’m too short. I run upstairs and grab a stool because I’m too short to reach inside, and as I set it down, THE PLASTIC STOOL FALLS OVER BECAUSE THE CONCRETE ISN’T LEVEL AND I FALL INSIDE. I scream inside but continue looking. I eventually find the key after 15 minutes of crying, smelling like absolute shit, and calling him from inside the dumpster to cancel because I’m convinced I won’t find the key, I ended up finding it. But I scraped my finger and am now convinced I have a strain of some unknown disease. Anyways, I’ve taken another shower and swear the smell of garbage is still there so excuse me while I beat myself up, burn my clothes, and never show my face to my neighbors again.

TL;DR- I threw my keys in the trash can after a fresh shower and ended up canceling my date

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