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TIFU by baking bread while naked

This actually happened to me today, and while I laugh off the pain I thought I'd at least share my tale of woes with the world.

My partner and I (24F) go to sleep naked. If we have nothing in particular to do that day, we'll often hang out around our place naked. We aren't nudists, we're just comfortable together and like oogling at one another.

I've been into baking sourdough lately and when I got out of bed this morning, without bothering to put on clothes, I went to go preheat the oven to fire up the dough I made yesterday that's ready to go. If you know anything about sourdough you know how hot the oven needs to be to bake properly (425-450°F).

For context, my boobs have a tendency to "lay low". They're not quite wobbling to my toes, but i definitely have a bigger chest at 38F (reduction on the way thankfully, also don't ask for pictures you weirdos). Unfortunately they're affected by gravity and definitely on the saggy side . When I went to place the sourdough in the oven, I had the door at about a 45° angle, leaned over to put in my precious dough, then I felt a burn on my right nipple. It nearly made me drop my dutch oven.

I'd just grazed my nipple against the *incredibly* hot oven door, making me yelp. I started running my burning booby under cold water until i could bandage it, left with a burn mark across the nipple and areola. I didn't think baking was an activity that warranted a sports bra, but clearly i need to keep the girls secured and put some clothes on lest i braise my mammaries.

Sourdough turned out great at least!

TL;DR: Baked bread naked, ended up baking my nipple too at 450°F

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