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TIFU by making a dick joke on a post about a dead dog

I was scrolling Instagram and someone put in their story a post about their dog passing. I put a remorseful emoji and kept scrolling.

The next Instagram story was a photo of a friends sandwich. He’s my good buddy and we make stupid jokes all the time.

I thought I wrote “stop, I can only get so erect” on the picture of his sandwich. Apparently at some point I put pressure on my cracked phone and it scrolled to the previous IG story about a dead dog.. so now my former co-worker thinks my response to her dog passing is “stop, I can only get so erect”. Now I know if I’m going to type something absolutely inappropriate, I should probably just find the profile and type it separately to avoid this in the future.

TL;DR: doublecheck which stories you’re replying to. Someone thinks their dog passing gets me rock hard.

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