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TIFU by giving a girl a mix CD but it was the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack

TIFU by giving a girl a mix cd, but it was the dumb and dumber soundtrack. I met the girl of my dreams recently, and I found out she likes to listen to CDs. I really wanted to impress her, so I told her that I like making mix CDs (I don't even know how to do that). She asked me to make her one, which was like my dream come true because I never thought she would ever talk to me. Except I don't know how to make a mix CD. I tried to figure it out, but I have terrible taste in music anyway, and I really wanted to impress her.

Well my parents have a collection of CDs that we used to listen to sometimes. One of them is the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack, which I really like, and the CD just says “D&D” in permanent marker, so I gave it to her and told her I made her a special mix. I told her I titled it for her, and it stood for “Dreams and Destiny” because I thought it sounded cool and provacative.

Anyway, she actually really fucked with it, and we started talking and it's been almost 6 months already, and things are going really good. Except today somehow she texts me that she just watched Dumb and Dumber. I'm shocked because who is watching this old ass movie. It's not even on streaming, she watched it at her friends parents house on dvd wtffff

She says she's just mad that I lied, and I get that, but I'm afraid it could really be a big deal because she says she doesn't trust me anymore, and she thought I made it special for her.

What do I do, Reddit?

TL;DR I told a girl I made her a special mix cd, but it was actually the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack, and she found out the truth.

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