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TIFU by munching on the wrong thing while stoned

So This actually happened last night and i am PAYING for it today. So every night i take an edible to knock my ass out b/c it’s the only thing that’s ever worked for insomnia (thank you IL & MMJ). While i was sitting in bed watching Suliyaki Western Django (it’s so good normally, but when that gummy hits…. dang - 10/10 do recommend) i accidentally ended up absentmindedly snacking on my Dreamsicle flavored magnesium glycinate gummies.

Clarifying edit: Magnesium citrate is the liquid form they give you to clear you out b/c it is a powerful laxative. Magnesium glycinate helps with sleep, stress, anxiety, etc. It takes a lot more of the 2nd to have a laxative effect.

While they’re not magnesium citrate i can attest to the fact that enough magnesium glycinate will keep you next to a bathroom and popping anti-diarrheals like crazy while crying “HOW IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT???? HOOOOW???????”

Not that i think it really matters, but i had also run out of munchies (i had planned to go grocery shopping today) so that too was working against me. But something similar has happened before like where i accidentally ended up munching on edibles and got too stoned to sleep - basically my brain doesn’t really work in that state and i should really prepare for that lolsob

I’ve learned my lesson and My gummies will now live in the bathroom to avoid this happening again. But now I'm prepared for my future colonoscopy prep. Solidarity to the Gen Xers going through those.

Please pray for me and my poor stomach (preferably rattling your drawers to Anoia)

TL;DR i absentmindedly ate too many (delicious) magnesium gummies while stoned last night and am now paying the price.

Edited to fix typos

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