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TIFU Because I went on a date.

Hi, my name is Ashley and today I'm going to tell you the story of the worst date I've ever had. Before I begin, it's important to know that I've always had problems with gas; it's not lactose intolerance, it's something I was born with, and because of that, I naturally pass a lot of gas. Anyway, let's get to the story.

This happened a while ago.

I was talking to a guy on Tinder for about 3 months and after a lot of talking we went out to eat at a Mexican restaurant (terrible choice)

We arrived at the place and enjoyed ourselves immensely, especially me, because despite being thin, I eat a lot, but towards the end of the date I started letting out some really smelly, muffled farts and I realized I needed to go to the bathroom. I stood up and said I needed to use the restroom. He thought it was nothing, but from his look I already knew. En I understood that he smelled something in the bathroom, so I went in and did that for about 25 minutes, which made the women's bathroom smell awful and almost clogged the toilet. As he was leaving, he already understood perfectly what had happened and was uncomfortable, and on the way back home I continued to let out smelly farts. I didn't even apologize because I was so embarrassed, and after the... Date, he blocked me on Tinder

TL;DR: I went on a date to a Mexican restaurant and ended up with a stomach ache.

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