TIFU by eating an edible and getting naked a party.

This happened a week ago, and according to my girlfriend, was the funniest and most embarrassing thing that could happen to somebody. I was at my girlfriend's house for a party. I had been drinking and had an empty stomach. One of my friends gave me an edible to eat. Now I've never had one before. I ate it and then kind of forgot about it.

I kept drinking, then after about an hour it hit me. It felt like I was having a bad anxiety attack. I felt hot and started sweating and my head was spinning. I was in the house so I walked into the backyard. I was so hot that I took my shirt off. Then I took my shorts off. I was still feeling hot. I took off my boxer briefs. My girlfriend, who was standing next to me, started laughing as she tried to convince me to put my clothes back on. I still felt hot, so I went and jumped in the pool.

When I got out, my girlfriend handed me my clothes, but I turned around and jumped in the pool again. After doing this a few times, my girlfriend and a few friends finally got me to put my clothes back on. They walked me inside and I sat on the couch. They gave me water and food, and I sat there until I started to sober up. My girlfriend told me everybody enjoyed the entertainment I provided.

TL;DR I took an edible on an empty stomach and got naked in front of my girlfriend and our friends at a party. May have accidentally started a new career as a stripper.