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TIFU by getting someone's name tattooed

Before I graduated hs I had this dope ass teacher that taught one of my dual enrollment classes. I was getting college credits for being there and it was a totally separate entity from my high school so it was super laidback and they let us do pretty much whatever we wanted.

He (allegedly) offered this deal that if any of us tattooed his name he'd pass us with an A. Me being dumb, I obviously thought this was hilarious, I'd get an A in the class without doing any work, and I'd be the first to do it so that right there warrants brownie points.

One day I get called down to the office at my high school and this week in particular a lot of ppl had been getting their bags and persons searched so in my head that's what I thought was about to happen. This random ass lady that was a sort of therapist (not guidance counselor) told me I wasn't in trouble and pulls me into her separate office. She's telling me she heard rumor that I have a teachers name tattooed and wants to know if it's true, if I have a crush on him, how close I am with him, what he thinks about the tattoo, and whether or not it was for a "grade" or "deal" that she'd also heard rumor of.

I answered about how you'd expect and then let my teacher know what happened because obviously I gotta warn him. I think we both thought that was the end of it, but then three different people from my schools admin emailed his boss/director/principal and he obviously fudged the story a little bit but other than that it was pretty much the same as what I told my school. Then the next week I get called out of his class to talk to the principal which obviously instilled some healthy fear in me. He basically just accused us of having an inappropriate relationship and gave me a chance to deny it, asked to see the tattoo because he lowkey thought it was funny, and had me confirm my teachers' story.

TL;DR I (allegedly) got my teachers name tattooed for extra credit and almost got him fired because admin thought we were boinking.

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