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TIFU by inviting a guy friend and forgetting about my toy

So, I had this friend come over for the first time and it was kinda unplanned, we were just walking around and figured we'd hang out at my place. At that point I'm only really thinking about the old socks on the floor, or my messy desk, and one specific thing isn't coming to mind. We got there, went to my room and I started showing him around. Then I caught him looking at something on my nightstand.

Important context, maybe a little graphic (sorry). I like to read at night before going to sleep, and my attention span is all over the place so it can be a little frustrating instead of being cozy and relaxing. So what I do is while I read, I suck on a toy. Like, a dildo. For some reason keeping my mouth busy really helps me focus and I haven't found anything better. Also I just like doing it but that's besides the point.

So what I caught my friend looking at on my nightstand was the book I was currently reading, with my toy shoved in it as a bookmark. It's purple and it was partially in the book, but you could absolutely tell it was penis shaped. I felt like a deer in headlights and my face probably got insanely red, but god bless his soul he just looked away and acted like nothing happened. The second he was distracted I ran to hide the damn thing under a pillow, I don't know why really, it was too late already.

But yeah he was really cool about it and it wasn't as crazy embarrassing as it could've been (it was very very embarrassing though, I feel really self-conscious about people thinking I'm a freak)

TL;DR I left my toy in a very weird and visible spot, forgot about it, and my friend knows a little too much about me now

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