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TIFU by not flushing the toilet after I finished masturbating.

I am a 16 year old guy, and you know, I was sort of feeling frisky so I went to the bathroom to finish the job. Anyway I sat in the bathroom for about 15 minutes after finishing just scrolling TikTok.

While I was doing that my sister (who is an adult btw) came in the bathroom unprompted to get her clothes out of the laundry machine. She makes a habit of coming in the bathroom without saying anything but our house is old so I can always hear her because the floor creaks in certain parts, though it doesn't make it any less annoying.

Anyway, I waited for her to finish hanging out the laundry because she took two trips and after she went away I had gotten completely carried away because I was nervous about seeming suspicious while in the toilet or something, so I got up to wash my hands and I completely forgot that I had to flush the toilet.

After that I go back to my room and my sister immediately goes to use the bathroom herself and then it hit me, I never flushed the toilet so she most likely saw that there was semen inside the toilet bowl. She also complained that the toilet bowl was warm and stained with sweat (it's summer and this happens if I sit on the toilet bowl for more than 2 minutes).

This is so embarrassing and the worst part is that I've forgotten to flush a few other times too so she may have seen it more than once which makes me want to disappear completely.

TL;DR I went to the bathroom to jerk off, finished inside the toilet bowl, got carried away and forgot to flush and there's a chance my sister saw the mess inside the toilet water.

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