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TIFU by not getting the Sex Toy I ordered online quick enough

For context, I'm 18M, at home until I leave for college after the summer.

About a week ago, I ordered a small doll online. I wasn't too worried about it because I order things online all the time, and in the last year and a half, nobody in my family has ever opened one of my packages. So, naturally, I figured everything would go smoothly.

Today, right after I got out of the shower, I got the notification that it had been delivered. I threw on my clothes and went outside to grab it before anyone else noticed.

Except for one small problem: it wasn't there.

I checked around the porch, then the mailbox in case the delivery guy put it there for some reason. But alas, there was nothing.

That's when I felt a pit open up in my stomach.

I opened the delivery confirmation photo, and sure enough, it showed the package sitting right in front of my door. So I meandered back inside to check if someone brought it in and left it somewhere.

My mom was sitting in her office doing work.

I looked to the left, and there it was, sitting on her desk

At first, I figured she'd just brought it inside for me, so I tried to play it off and just told her I'd ordered a multi-tool.

She looked at me and immediately said she knew it wasn't a multi-tool. Yikes

Turns out the package had been delivered about three hours earlier. She said she "didn't know what it was," so she decided to open it.

Yeah.

She had already seen exactly what I had ordered.

I just grabbed the package, awkwardly asked her not to open my mail in the future, and immediately dipped upstairs as fast as humanly possible.

Now she wants to "talk" about it later.

I'm absolutely mortified.

She's the only one who knows, and I'm just praying she keeps it to herself

I don't think she's mad or upset, but I'm just actually mortified. How am I supposed to look my mother in the eye after this? Please give me tips on how to just get over it.

TL;DR: I ordered a sex toy online, my mom brought the package inside, opened it before I got home, saw exactly what it was, and now she wants to have a conversation about it.

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