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TIFU by telling my boss i greened out

i (F20) have been working at this high end resort in the retail shop for a little over a month now. this was my first job at a retail store so i made some mistakes as i was learning, so i think she’s not my biggest fan. my coworker who i’ll call annie (who i work with for basically all my shifts) is my age, but much better at her job and super outgoing, so my boss loves her. today, annie was stressing because she was going to have dinner with her boyfriend’s extended family tonight. i wanted to comfort her, so i said “well, like, the second time i met my boyfriend’s grandma i greened out”. my boss didn’t know what greening out meant, so i explained to her, basically outing myself as a stoner (which is very hushed up around here). i thought i was good because she didn’t really say anything, but at the end of my shift after annie left she said, “i doubt you’ve worked that many jobs since you’re young, but you should never say how high you are. i could have had you written up for that. never talk about that or be high on the clock.” i was mortified and genuinely wanted to burst into tears. in my defense, i thought that since we talk about drinking a lot, and annie has shown us her fake i.d.’s it wasn’t a big deal, but yikes!!
TL;DR: i told my boss about the time i greened out and she was really mad.

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