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TIFU my mom found my vibrator charger

So, I live with my mom. She does not know I have a vibrator. She was in my room because she needed a charger for a different thing that I was letting her borrow, and the charger she needed was right next to the charger for the vibrator. She got the charger she needed, but she mistaked the vibrator charger for the cord to an electric clock I told her I didnt want. I told her that the cord is mine, please, and to stop touching it. I was really freaked out and scared so I was stuttering a lot and shaking... she gave me it back and asked me why I was being so weird and what it actually went to. I didn't answer I just looked at her with fear in my eyes. She was like, "Alright, whatever, I know what you use it for anyway." And then I was freaked out by that, OBVIOUSLY, because what else could she mean except she knows I have a vibrator? I asked her what she meant, and then SHE asked ME why I was so freaked out... and then that was kinda it. She left my room and I hid the charger... im just mortified right now.

edit: so. I am 15 years old. Just wanted to add that because it seems kinda important lol

TL;DR​ my mother found the charger for my vibrator, mistaked it for a cord for a digital clock, and hinted that she knows what its really for.

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