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TIFU by getting gas while listening to music

So I decided to stop for gas after work, rush hour and didn't think to keep my windows rolled up. While on my way I was listening to some ludacris and move bitch came on, it was right to the point where he says move bitch get out the way when I turned on the car. My car has the Bluetooth lag a bit before it connects to my phone and I have the windows down because it was hot as balls out, as I start the car this older lady is walking past the front of my car but for some reason she is more busy with her phone, and boom all you hear is the song. I didn't even have it loud but with the window down and the Devine quiet that decided to happen at that gas station and the echo camber that happened, I sat there like a stunned deer in headlights then it happened she looked at me just deadpan face and to her credit she did move a little quicker but damit it was done I turned it down and drove away before anyone else seen me look like DJ jerk... To the lady I'm sorry, to everyone else make sure your music is down or pg during your refueling, now i'll go hide in shame.

TLDR: let ludacris move bitch playing while lady crossed infront of my car at gas station with windows down

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