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TIFU by setting of a bug bomb while still in my home

So this is actually actively happening as I type this. Pretty much, as the title says, I set a bug bomb off in my room because I got frustrated. I brought back sand fleas to my house forever ago and now we are actually trying to tackle the problem. I’ve use one bug bomb and dichotomous earth. Both did eliminate fleas but definitely not all of them. As I’m sweeping the floor today I get one on my leg. I lost it. I miss sleeping in my room and having my own space. So without thinking I just grabbed a spare one and set it off. Now on one hand I live in a trailer and my room is at the far end of it so maybe me and my mom aren’t at that much risk of I guess poisoning. But then I started to look into effects of staying in the home and I’m scared. I would just leave and drive my maw around and find something to do. But she got home from working at like 7-8 and just started to sleep.. so I lowk can’t wake her up. But on the other hand if this is a problem I may kill/poison me and my mother by not waking her up to leave. FAWWWWK

TL;DR Set off a big bomb but my mom is asleep after a long night of working so we’re kind of stuck in the house unless I wake her. Which I’m scared to do.

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