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TIFU by eating a whole tub of my gfs baking icing while playing Mortal Kombat the day before a wedding😭

So yeah this happened last night and I still feel kind of big back af

Context, im 19 and live up in Shamattawa with my gf (18). If you know anything about the north, grocery hauls are a big deal because everything is expensive and hard to get.

My gf had this specific tub of Betty cream cheese icing jar with the red lid she was saving to bake a cake for her sisters birthday next week.

Anyway she went to her aunties for a quick visit so I was just chilling at my PC playing Mortal kombat i got a suddenly urge to eat sugar lmao, went looking for a snack and found the icing. Thought honestly ill just take like one scoop she wont even see.

Bro I dont even know what happened. Every time the loading screen popped up I took another scoop By the time I lost a match I looked down and the whole damn tub was empty. 16 ounces of straight sugar just gone.

Like 20 mins later my stomach started hurting so bad. Felt like a literal tsunami wave sittin my gut.

Right when I heard her walk thru the front door my body went into full panic mode. I didnt even say hi, just ran past her to the bathroom and threw the whole thing up im literally so charming

It was awful thou it tasted like warm super sweet chemicals.

She came in and saw me sitting on the floor looking half dead and she just started laughing at me. Shes honestly way too sweet bc instead of getting mad that I ruined her baking plans she just brought me a glass of water, a cold washcloth, and told me I was an idiot lol.

My throat still burns from the acid and im still coming down from the sugar crash. Now I gotta figure out how to get another tub shipped up here or find one at the northern store before next week and im missing my gf aunties wedding cause of my big back ate icing😭 i cant keep anything down lmao and feel like shit

Tl;dr: Ate my gfs cake icing while gaming, threw it all up right when she walked in, she just laughed at me and gave me water and now im missing a wedding

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