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TIFU by removing all my clothes for a massage from my sweet old masseuse.

So I've been going to this sweet Thai masseuse since 2021. She's somewhere between 60 and 70-years-old. Honestly, she's getting a bit frail and her wrists are clicking at times and the massages aren't what they used to be, but I didn't have the heart to change her. She and her husband give me that grandparent-y feel while I'm there. I buy massages in advance using a loyalty card and we always have a fun little argument because I offer to pay more.

Sigh, all this makes it so much worse.

I don't know if naked massages are even a normal thing, but I've I've worn underwear for every massage. I've also gone to other masseuses before her and always wore underwear. I was pretty much clear on that. Underwear stays on.

Recently I've been sleeping without clothes on because why not? It feels better. I think it helps with blood circulation or something and I live alone. I'm getting used to taking it all off and lying down on my bed. Been doing this for a few months and I guess the muscle memory kicked in and I did it at my masseuse. She came in and found me face down naked on the massage table and not everything was visible thankfully but enough was for me to be very embarrassed.

She didn't say anything, just made a noise of surprise. Took me a second and when I understood what'd just happened, I was shocked. I exclaimed and apologised profusely and she didn't laugh like she always does about everything.

Sad thing is, I'm so embarrassed that I might not buy another loyalty card. It got real awkward and stayed awkward. I have 2 massages left in my loyalty card and need to see how it goes. Her husband is usually at the front desk but he wasn't there today. I'll leave about a month until my next one and see what the atmosphere will be like once I go back. I'm quite sad about this.

TL;DR - I feel like my masseuse and her husband are like grandparents to me while I'm there and I always wear underwear during massages. I removed all my clothes today out of muscle memory because I sleep naked, and it got really awkward and stayed awkward.

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