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TIFU the not so happy wedding anniversary

TIFU the not so happy wedding anniversary

This happened a few weeks ago and still has lasting effects...

It was Sunday morning, the day we would celebrate 18 years of marriage. I woke up next to my sleeping wife. The sunlight shone through the curtains. She really looked beautiful. I quietly took a few pictures.

I went downstairs, put up a few decorations and looked at the pictures again. The soft morning light, the colours of our bedsheets... it really made a very romantic picture. No sign of nudity either. She wears a sleeping mask, a night gown, just a bit of decent cleavage... Anyway... I felt compelled to post it (friends only) on FB with a lovely little text on our wedding anniversary.

Believe it or not: I even checked with an AI if the picture was decent enough to post...

Then I left to do some shopping.

Not 20 minutes later, I got a phone call from my daughter telling me my wife was in tears and to immediately remove the picture... Which I did, of course.

So the TIFU: the rest of the day wasn't romantic at all, just my wife being baffled by the fact I had posted a pic of her in bed.

Weeks later: still no nighttime fun has been enjoyed.

I still think it was a beautiful pic though, and so thought the 20 online friends who reacted before it was deleted...

TL;DR; Posted a romantic pic of my wife sleeping on our wedding anniversary. No romantic fun since.

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