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TIFU by rear-ending a stranger and then telling him to his face it wasn't me

Ich habe mich noch nie in meinem Leben mehr für einen einzigen Satz geschämt

Also, ich fahre durch die Stadt und suche einen Parkplatz.

Das Auto vor mir entdeckt gleichzeitig mit mir eine Lücke auf der rechten Seite, und wir lenken beide gleichzeitig ein.

Nur, dass er gebremst hat. Und ich... sagen wir mal, ich habe mich hauptsächlich gebremst.

Sanfter Stoß. Kaum eine Berührung. Aber definitiv eine Berührung.

Der Typ steigt aus, geht herum, inspiziert beide Autos sehr sorgfältig, dreht sich dann um und geht direkt auf mein Fenster zu. Mein Gehirn schreit. Ich kurbel das Fenster runter, und bevor er den Mund aufmachen kann, höre ich mich selbst sagen, mit voller Überzeugung:

"Ich war's nicht!"

Er schaut mich an. Er schaut auf die beiden Autos, die sich immer noch berühren. Er schaut wieder auf mich. Dann, völlig emotionslos:

"Ach. Wer war's denn dann?"

Und ich hatte nichts. Keine Fortsetzung, keine Erklärung, keine Würde. Also tat ich das Einzige, was meinem panischen Gehirn einfiel: Ich legte den Rückwärtsgang ein und fuhr weg.

Ich habe seitdem viel darüber nachgedacht.

Aus seiner Sicht fuhr ein Fremder hinter ihm her, fuhr ihm ins Auto, kurbelte das Fenster runter, um es ihm ins Gesicht abzustreiten, und fuhr dann einfach weg. Als ob der einzige Grund, warum ich überhaupt angehalten habe, war, ihn zu rammen.

Irgendwo da draußen gibt es einen Mann, der diese Geschichte auf Partys erzählt, und ich bin der Bösewicht darin.

TL;DR: I bumped a guy's car while parking (no damage), panicked and blurted "It wasn't me!", and when he asked who it was then, I fled in embarrassment. Now a stranger thinks I stopped behind him purely to rear-end him.

EDIT: Since some of you are coming at me in the comments: no, this is not a hit-and-run confession. Of course I checked that there was no damage before I left. The point of the story is just how it must have looked to him: that I pulled in behind him for the sole purpose of bumping into him, denying it, and leaving.

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