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TIFU by trying to go down on my fiancée right after she used hair removal cream.

This disaster involes more emotional turmoil and less missing facial hair than you're probably expecting. Sorry. The love of my life tried hair removal cream on her legs for the first time. It worked really well. She was showing off her smooth legs afterwards, and she was naked so naturally I got a little excited. I love going down her, it literally makes my mouth water, so I got into position and inhaled deeply the way I always do. Bad idea. Apparently the fumes from the cream clung to her skin, and some of it got splashed a little higher up than it should've been when she was trying to rinse it off. So I'm expecting my favorite thing in the world and instead I get a lungful of acrid chemicals. My tongue tastes awful. It's burning my throat. I recoil in horror and croak, without thinking, "Oh it smells!"

Yeah, I fucked up. I realize what I've said immediately and add "The cream! The cream, not you!" But it's too late. She's already crying. She pulled the covers up over her head and I tried to comfort her from the other side of the blanket: apologies, explanations (some of which made things worse somehow), hugs, box of tissues, etc. Finally I asked if she needed some space, and she did, so I went and did some chores around the house while feeling like a massive jackass.

After dinner we finally managed to talk about what happened. We agreed that no one was at fault and she probably would've done the same if the roles were reversed. We're getting married next week and she's dealing with a lot emotionally (we're estranged from her parents and they're not invited), so I this was really just a dam bursting and most of the emotions weren't necessarily related to the incident. She did take a shower and scrub off the rest of the smell, and I finally stopped tasting it after an hour or two.

Making her cry was awful. I tell her how beautiful she is every single day, and I hate that she could think even for a moment that I'm not attracted to her. I so am. I love her and I can't wait to marry her. I hope we look back on this and laugh someday.

TL;DR Hair removal cream tastes very bad. My fiancée thought I was disgusted by her.

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