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TIFU: by accidentally showing my colleagues my recent kinky sex toy purchases

My wife and I have been married 7 years and together 10. We have 3 children under 3. Parents I’m sure can relate that sexy time gets put on the back burner more than one wishes during the early stages of parenthood. As the kids have gotten a bit older and more independent , our sex life has returned with a vengeance and not much has been off limit as of late.

We very much enjoy brining in toys , lotions , outfits to keep things fresh in between the sheets. We enjoy browsing Amazon finding new and exciting things to please each other.

So recently I had made a rather large order on Amazon with lotions, edible panties , dildo, and a black leather outfit equipped with these strap type handles that rest on her waste for … let’s just say some extra umph.

I work in a large office dominated by women. I’m an introvert at work and typically keep to myself but do have respect around the office.

So a topic gets brought up where I think I can add my two sense and decide to whip out my phone to show a recent Amazon purchase relating to the topic at hand.

So I click on the “recent order” tab and scroll to the order to show my colleagues. As I’m holding my phone to the small crowd I start to see their tones change and some giggling start to occur. The giggles turn into a full blown hysterical laugh and I them look back at my phone to see wtf.

To my horror, my sex toy package purchases were showing directly below the purchase I was showing them ! I realized I didn’t click directly on what I was trying to show and ended up showing this group of woman that I purchased a rather large dildo and crazy looking bondage suit for the bedroom.

As horror struck and sweat began to soak my body all I could blurt out was “woops”. I tried to play it off that they were gag gifts for an upcoming wedding shower but no one bought it.

Needless to say, the office now knows we are freaks in the sheets.

TL DR: inadvertently showed my colleagues my recent sex toy purchases

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