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TIFU by sleepwalking

Obligatory this happened two days ago, but I am still rectifying the situation.

I (30 F) have been known to sleepwalk. I did it a lot while growing up, but it has calmed down in adulthood and I now only do it on occasion.

Saturday morning I woke up and went to my master bathroom for my morning pee. I immediately noticed a giant glob of toothpaste in my sink. Weird.

I then notice that the cap to my toothpaste is on the counter, but the tube of toothpaste is nowhere in sight. More weird.

I searched all through the master bathroom for the toothpaste. No luck. I think maybe it’s possible I moved it to the spare bathroom or perhaps threw it away. Nope.

I then search through the whole house. I looked in the fridge, in dresser drawers, and in the hamper. I checked under blankets and under furniture. Nothing.

I use the bathroom again and the toilet doesn’t quite flush right. I start to wonder if maybe…nah that can’t be right.

So I go back to searching. I check all of the kitchen cabinets, the appliances, and the closets. I even look outside and check my porch. No sign of my toothpaste.

I use the bathroom again and the toilet doesn’t flush at all.

Anxiety sets in as I do the math: I am missing a whole tube of toothpaste, my toilet isn’t working, and I have a history of sleepwalking…

Now I need to snake my toilet, or possibly take out my toilet, and hope that a tube of toothpaste was the only thing I flushed.

TL;DR - I think I flushed a tube of toothpaste down the toilet while sleepwalking because I can’t find my toothpaste and now my toilet isn’t working.

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