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TIFU by trying to shave my ball hair before a BJ

This happened last week.

I [23M] met a girl [22F] (let’s call her M) at a park 5 months ago. We hit off and we had similar interests and everything was going well.

Last week she came over to my house at around 8PM just to chill and Netflix. Around 40-50 mins into the movie, we both started getting close to each other. She cuddled up with me and started kissing me.

Just so you all know, I was never this close to a girl before, in other words I was a virgin. I never hugged a girl and I never kissed a girl so all of this was new to me.

We made out for 10 mins and we slowly switched started getting a little more nude, she removed my pants and I remove her tops. She sat on top of me and continued kissing me. She slowly started going towards my groin area to give me a BJ and that’s when I realised I hadn’t shaved/cut the hair near my dick in at least 2-3 months.

I didn’t want her to have my ball hair in her mouth so I told her that I had to pee and went to my bathroom. I took my electric shaver and hurriedly started shaving every single hair strand near my dick. Here comes the fuck up, the top of the electric shaver had fallen off because I didn’t fix it properly since I was in a hurry, I accidentally cut my dick with the metal part that was on the shaver and started bleeding a lot. I tried washing it away, but the bleeding didn’t stop. At this point, my dick blood was all over my bathroom and I was laying there naked right next to my toilet trying to think of a solution while having a fuckton of pain near my balls. To make things worse, I slowly heard M walking down towards my bathroom. She saw me laying there with my bloody hand covering my bloody balls. She picked me up, took me to my living room,shoved a lot of cotton which she found in a first aid kid nearby onto my dick and called an ambulance. Once the officials arrived, she told me to take care of myself and not cut my dick again laughingly and left.

Thankfully, the cut wasn’t too deep. But thanks to my carelessness, I ruined the only chance of losing my virginity.

M and I haven’t spoken to each other ever since that incident, I don’t even have the guts to look at her in the eyes after what happened.

TLDR : A girl was about to give me head and I fucked up by accidentally cutting my dick.

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