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TIFU by having sex doggystyle

Yes, it’s true. No it’s not a bait. And I’m still suffering the consequences.

Friday evening my partner and I engaged in some fun activities, while he decided to do me from behind I started feeling ill, then turning me around missionary I started feeling dizzy. He noticed and stopped and asked if I was okay, of course I said, must be my low blood pressure, I thought giving it a minute it would get better.

Spoiler alert: it got much much worse.

I started experiencing the worst vertigo of my life, I couldn’t move my head an inch, I just had to lie down on my back and try to breath. The entire room was spinning even though I wasn’t moving, even though I closed my eyes. I started feeling sick, and eventually ended up vomiting the rest of the night, while the room was still spinning, which made me vomit, it was an endless bad cycle.

At last, I fell asleep, thinking it would go away in the morning like a fool. Ended up having to stay 7 hours in the emergency room, with what they called “benign paroxysmal positional vertigo”. If you’ve never heard of it you’re not the only one, basically, you have tiny microscopic crystal like stones in our inner ear, otoliths, the disease is literally called “crystal illness” in my native language, and those stones can get loose, which messes up your balance. It can take weeks before you fully recover and I still can’t turn my head or look down without nausea and vertigo.

TLDR: My boyfriend fucked me so hard microscopic crystals in my ear fell out.

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