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TIFU by not paying attention to whom I was texting.

So alittle background here, I(19M) met a girl, lets call her L in a bar yesterday and we got along well. So we made plans to hangout later but because I was off work on the day she was working I decided to just leave her a message on imessage since I didnt have her insta yet, so maybe she can reply to it when she is done with work.

Since I have to work the day after I decided to go to bed early, around 11pm I was woken up by a message and since I usually use instagram to text with my friend, automatically I thought ‘oh, its probably L’, I was really excited to talk to her since I have been waiting all day and the conversation was abit odd but you know, people often text differebtly to how they speak IRL so it doesnt raise a flag for me. So I proceed to explain when Im off work and when I would be availble blah blah blah. Eventually it comes to meeting up tomorrow (or so I thought), and then it comes to

her : yea I will come tomorrow me : oh thats wonderful, Im looking forward to that, happenstance, are you coming with your friends or are you coming alone? her : my friend? what kinda of friends? me : Yea, since we are probably gonna be leaving when its late I just want to make sure you have someone to make sure you will be safe. her : OP…. me : yes sir! (at this point I was already quite confuse from the previous messages) her : I always come to work alone.

at this point it was already too late and when I check the contact info, I realised it was my co worker. I quickly apoloise for the mix up. It was really so awkward and I still couldnt get over the fact that I accidentally asked my coworker to go on a date with me rather than L

Of course, the next morning my coworker couldnt let it go that easily and it is still on going. Asling more and more question and when she saw the love bite on my neck she wouldnt let go either…. so yea.

TLDR : tifu by asking the wrong person on a date

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