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TIFU by watching a sex scene on an airplane

tldr: was watching a movie on a flight on the screens in the seat, pilot announcement came on which paused all screens. movie paused on sex scene.

This happened yesterday, but I just got wifi today.

I was flying to London yesterday and when the plane took off, I decided to watch a movie on the screen on the back of the headrest in front of you. I plugged in my headphones and selected House of Gucci, as I saw a dvd of it in a store and it sounded interesting.

I was sitting in an aisle seat, and I happened to be at the back of that section of the plane, so there was a large space between me and the seats behind me making my screen pretty visible to anyone looking my direction.

Eventually a sex scene began and I didn’t think much of it until the pilot started announcing something. During the announcement, all screens freeze and you can’t operate them. So now everyone’s eyes are off their screens listening to the pilot, meanwhile my screen is paused on a shot of a dude mid-thrust with his pants at his ankles while the girl is laying on a desk, legs up in the air.

I tried to nonchalantly look at my phone like I wasn’t paying attention, but the pilot just kept on talking. I noticed the lady next to me look at my screen for a moment, and I looked at her that kind of nod that you give when you sort of know someone, but that probably just made it more awkward.

Eventually the announcement ended and we landed safely several hours later. London is a beautiful city.

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