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TIFU by leaving my door unlocked during a party at my parents

Obligatory this happened years ago when I was in highschool, age's reflect that.

So my parents were having a party and my gf (f16) and I (m16) decided to head to my room after some food and a few drinks (yes my parents let me drink early on). Things get heated and we start going at it and since there was a loud party going on we were being a bit loud and adventurous. Fast forward to her hoping on top for a ride, nothing on, just going at it. At that moment my mom, half in the bag, opens the door to see things no parent ever wants to see and immediately slams the door shut. We cover up with speeds only the Flash could match, exhausted from the activities we had just been doing. A few seconds go by and we hear "could you come help me find something?".

At that point I threw on my pants and shirt while my gf hid under the covers. I opened the door, thinking to myself "wtf, why would she ask after seeing that?!". Go out, help her find whatever it was and as I'm walking down the hallway back to my room my mom, who is quite drunk, slaps my ass and says "be safe and have fun.".

I'm 32 now, living on my own, and I still lock my bedroom door when I have a girl over.

TLDR: mom walked in on gf riding me, closed the door, asked me to help her find something then said "be safe and have fun" after slapping my ass as I was walking back to my room.

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