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TIFU by wearing nude panties to bed

Mandatory this happened last night.

I was staying at my boyfriends place last night when things began to get a little bit ✨heated✨. Anyways we got down to business clothing was taken off, etc… He went to insert his pp and couldn’t and was visibly confused trying to get it in. I just looked at him and said “sweetheart my panties are still on.” I hadn’t realized that he was not wearing his contacts and had taken of his glasses, and this man is BLIND without them. And I was wearing nude panties. He could not see that they were panties, he said he thought I just shaved.

Anyways, this turned into a 30 minute laughing fit from both of us and neither of us got any action.

He ended up saying “let’s just go get ice cream” so we went to a Culver’s (my favorite)! My boyfriend is completely deaf in one ear and only has 50% hearing In the left. We were just messing around with each other in the drive through and I was giving him grief because he hadn’t asked me to be his valentine yet. He said “I love youuuuu” and I said “hmmm do youuuu?” He so so confidently replied “I am [insert name]!” I said “excuse me?” He said “you asked who I am.” anyways cue another laughing fit from both parties.

Now, i am banned from wearing nude panties to bed and he’s (jokingly) mad at me for making fun of him and won’t be asking me to be his valentine yet.

(Just to add, I could wear nude panties to bed if I wanted to, he’s not at all controlling. And we have a very healthy relationship and are joking around most of the time. I just don’t want anyone coming after me :) )

Tl;Dr: wore nude panties to bed and my boyfriend couldn’t find my lady area

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